weigh lyrics

I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it, what do you say?
Five pounds, six pounds to seven pounds
I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors and pick all the
Little prickly hairs so I can weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

I'd like to gather all your friends and squish them all into a small
Swimming pool so I can weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why oh why weigh on a sunny day?
Why oh why weigh-hey?
Why weigh, oh why oh why weigh?

I'd like to hear my options, so I can weigh them, what do you say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why, oh why weigh on a sunny day?
Why oh why? weigh hey?
Why oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why?
Why weigh