Sweet Transvestite lyrics

(Frank)How do you do I
see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Dont get strung out by the way I look
Dont judge a book by its cover
Im not much of a girl By the light of day
But by night Im one hell of a lover

Im just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like youre both pretty groovy
Or if you like something visual
Thats not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie

You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies dont you panic
By the light of the night



It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

Im just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania

Why dont you stay for the night - night
Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a man With blond hair and a tan
And hes good for reliving my tension
Im just a sweet transvestite
From sin...sational transylvania
Im just a sweet transvestite From sin...sational transylvania

So come up to the lab And see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antici.....pation
But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame
So Ill remove the cause But not the symtom