stoner bitch lyrics

Stoner Bitch
By: The Kottonmouth Kings

I need a stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
Repeat x2 (with voice altering)

{Potluck}
I need a stoner bitch baby
Lookin just like you
And if you like to get high
Well then you just might do
Never cry you only sad
when the sack is gone
I got a pound in the bong
So girl pack the bong
Fuck the Coach, Fuck the Prada,
Fuck the Dolce and Gabbana
She’s happy kickin back
smokin a fat sac of Marijuana
We’ll be together forever
that’s what she promised me
The only breakin up we do
Is when we breakin up the weed
And please believe she’s doin it right
She’s the type of girl that likes
to smoke and fuck all night
She’s the love of my life
My stoner bitch is the Barbay
She’s better than a blonde babe
And better than Beyonce
Ass so big you can see it from the front
And she’s so damn sexy
how she pass the blunt
My stoner bitch is like a dream to me
She be so fine
I gotta make this little fly
Stoner bitch all mine

[Chorus]

{Potluck}
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
(repeat x2)
Some men they wanna girl
Who’s gotta nice face
Big ass titties and a slim ass waist
Some men they wanna girl
Who they know can cook and clean
Take care of the kids
and hook a steak up in between
Some men they wanna girl
Who can be a freak in bed
Suck a good dick and put they legs
behind they head
But me I wanna stoner bitch
who always got a blunt
The type of girl that love to smoke
and skillz at rollin up

{Daddy X}
I got a stoner bitch
She’s the queen of the green
She licks my nut sac
Like she licks the blunt baby we
Always stoned at the pad
Up at rollers rollin green
Fat anti joints she’s a rollin machine
She’s a queen
and I’m a Kottonmouth King
And we feens for the green
And the sex in between
The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy
We be high in the sheets fuckin stoned
pickin daisies
Its amazing and this is no fabrication
Daddy X I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation
And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin life
Til death do us part she’s my bud smoking wife

[Talk]

{Potluck}
She was probably one of the best hoes
If not thee best hoe I ever had
What she would do is like
little shit that I like done
Uh, havin my joint rolled and ready

{D-LOC}
Yeah rolled and ready
pack and load it now its time to smoke
And talk about my stoner bitch
cuz man she ain’t no joke
Let’s get it straight
don’t ever let her hear you call her bitch
Just like the lights go on and off
her attitude will switch
I got a fine lady love to blaze
and sit some while
and lay up on the couch with me
when it’s getting close to game time
My stoner lady’s bad as fuck
And yes she likes to fuck
Like simon loves it when
I’m diggin deep inside her guts
No macaroni and cheese please
she’ll hit the store
If we outta weed
then she’s out the door to make a score
She be the love of my life
I know she’s down to ride
My stoner baby maybe someday
be my stoner wife

[Chorus]
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch
(repeat x2)


{Johnny Richter}
My stoner bitch got ass for days
the munchies make her thick
She help me grow my plants
And she knows a couple tricks
The type a bitch who never snitch
And quick to light a spliff
The type a bitch who takin trips
And help me sell my shit
My girl she got a green thumb
And round my green house
She pickin up my pounds
And she drive em down south
Your girl is kinda bullshit
Ya no smoking with your spouse
She gotcha watchin Oprah
while you cuddle on the couch
But me I’m sayin fuck a bitch
Unless she wanna smoke
Tell a couple funny jokes
While she takes another toke
Some girls will take a cherry stem
and tie em with their tough
My girl will roll another blunt
and smoke it til it’s done
Your bitch is in the kitchen
with some chickin shake n bake
My bitch is takin bong hits
and love the way I bake
Cuz I’m a stoner, you a stoner
she’s a stoner too
And I’m in love with stoner bitches
Just like you

I need a stoner bitch