model citizen lyrics

Be an Arab, be a Jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care

Be a bleeder, be a cancer
A hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Ooh, what a pair

He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultrasweety guy
And a master of disguise

He's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep
In the heart of Texas

I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist
I might be the Savior here to save us
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually

He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultrasweety guy
I won't let down my disguise

He's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friend
I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American