mister richard smoker lyrics

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine
In the spa

Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang out

Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke

You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow

Mister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boys

Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff
Will pick you up at ten

Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, whoa
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, yeah

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow