if the kid can't make you come lyrics

You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy

Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in
You better let me in, baby. Don't you know

If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can

Am I gettin' through, baby?

Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And lover, straddle my brass and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off?

If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can

Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass?

If the kid can't make you come, nobody

That's a pretty blouse
Thank you
Take it off
Is that better?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off
Oh yes
This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France
This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to
Uhmm
Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby
Why not?
Never mind. What time is it?
Titty time
I know that's right
Uhmm

What's my name?
Morris
No, come on baby, what's my real name?
Uuh, uh, uhh
Talk to me, talk to me
M Mo Mor Morris
Yes! Oh baby, you're just too sexy
Morris?
Yeah baby
What's my name?
It's baby, ain't it?
Oh Morris, what's my
Ah ga ga ga ga
Oh, Morris
Too sexy

I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?

Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school
You got to be kidding. I guess you're not
Come on baby, Morris is listening
OK I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
Oh Lord! You're just too sexy
Uuh
Ain't nobody bad like me?