if love was a plane lyrics

She?s 98 pounds, workin? down at the Dairy Queen
With a noble V home perm and braces
And he?s long haired, no job and just 19
They got a baby on the way, they?re of to the races

In love, look at ?em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don?t tell them the odds, it?s best they don?t know
If love was a plane, nobody get on

At the Ivy, at lunch time in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
?Coz an actor and an actress are havin? lunch
And accordin? to 'Extra and Entertainment Tonight', their in

Love look at ?em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don?t tell them the odds, it?s best they don?t know
If love was a plane, nobody get on

Imagine now the pilot?s voice on the intercom
Right before we leave the ground
Sayin?, 'Folks thanks for flyin? with us
But there?s a 6 in 10 chance we?re goin? down'

But that?s the strangest thing about this emotion
Even knowin? our chances are small
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinkin? somehow we?re different, I mean after all, we?re in

Love look at us go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we rather not know
If love was a plane, nobody get on
Yeah, if love was a plane, nobody get on