geezers need excitement lyrics

Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense
Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense

Out the club about three, to the take away
The shit in a tray merchants
Shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezers looking ordinary and a few looking leery
Chips fly 'round to the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary waiting to blast

No harm with the contest, who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous, but
Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick
Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back
You spin 'round on the attack "Fuck you playing at?"
He looks like a Cheshire cat, almost falls down

Your frowns and Superman eye lasers don't even register
By now you want to leather this twat
And forever your gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girl's now fed up
But stop to think and it's never gonna be
The Jackie Chan scene it could have been to end up

Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense
Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense

So you owe someone money subbing scunny
Best pay me Billy, no worries
One fifty on Sunday
But in someway that turns into Wednesday
Then goes straight to pay on a hazy evening in the local bar cafe
What a way, what a way

Just to recap for those at the back
This is everyday tit for tat you owe your dealer
And can't pay back fee
Suddenly he's the baddy
So you tell your mates you could
Have him anyway, to look 'geez'

But he's a shady fuck, Beamer three series
Lock, stock and two fat fucks backing him up
Can't convey enough of his desire for the paper stuff
In a blunt fashion, Billy's angry with a passion
So please just accept it ain't happening and go back to your runnings
'Cause you might get yourself in trouble one of these days

Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense
Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense

Get hold of this bird after pub closing hours
Would your girl like this?
No don't think so somehow, in the winter showers
But she'll never know and your face will never show shit
This is how goes it and besides she was well fit
And who could resist

Move up to the next place,a smooth club
To flex bass beats and your best mates all down
Nice sound, Smirnoff ice rounds
MC's clowning, [Incomprehensible] boys frowning
Every thing's sweet, every thing's tucked in
And 'round here we're all downing

But all of a sudden though, just through the smoke
Is your bird laughing and joking with a bloke?
Ain't just that either, as she moves closer
Miss-shape what looks like their lover, he's tonguing her
All rage sweeps up through your torso
You're more so ready to go over and show him who's man

Football fan style
Leave it in the can for a while
'Cause even as they smile he's still got choices
Don't listen to them voices
Then at the end of the day you may just have caused this
So leave the forces

Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense
Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense