Artist: too $hort
Song: female funk
[$hort]
Short there baby what's that axe
I never saw a girl that could finish that
I said you look so high and your hair so long
When I see you baby I'm gonna sing this song
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
I tell you about a freak that I met
Short got heat when the funk got wet
She's the one I won't forget
Got to get that funk like it ain't no sweat
Like a seven eleven on a non stop street
The first young tender was a true the freak
'cause the funk won't let quit they don't tell me shit
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
The second gender that I had
Talk about Friday that girl was bad
But young tender and sir too short
Gotta get that funk everyday at fo
'cause a brother like me pay to in out
Funk that jump bitch there's just no way out
Once was yours but now she's mine
But now I get that funk I sing this rhyme
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
The dirt young tender that I put
Couldn't understand that torched the but
Big time rapper that's what I am
But in that funk I'm superman
The dirt young tender she's the one
After two whole dates she had me sprung
Working that funk like I know I should
This and sour when I know that funk is good
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
The next young tender was the fourth
So much love for sir too short
The fourth young tender that I'll regret
The girl got scared when the funk got wet
Without that funk what's to play
Sleep, and eat, and work all day
Give me that funk and I might just shout
Sir too short just turned you out
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
Too s.h.o.r.t. female funk is all I see
Baby and short all night long
Give me that funk and sing that song
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
Hey young female there female funk is what I said
Funk, funk, give me some more
You get a lot of funk when your name too short
Give me that funk give me a lot
That funk won't stop give me that funk don't be
Everywhere I go they sing this song
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
I gotta get more gotta get mail
Told my hoe by the fifth young tail
Call me up on the telephone
And said sir too short I'm all alone
I said there's no need to say anymore
Getting real funky is up to too short
The two emcee is who I be
Working that funk to the video
Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk
Female funk
Thirty eight twenty four thrity seven
All about tennies all extra thick
Work that funk if you dare
'cause all my young tenders got funk to spare
Watch your step you just might slip
Sewed up too short on a tender tip
Got to get that funk with that G
When it get's that high just send to me
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk
The next young tender down the line
Is just a fan who loves the rhymes
She saw me rolling so so hot
Recognized pain in the start
There's no time so the story goes
I rolled that freak like a two hoe
'cause I'm a vet not a punk
So let too short just rock that funk
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk
Female funk seven day all two times
Smooth the ocean around the clock
Saw too short just watch that cock
Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk
Female funk
