errant dog lyrics

Have you seen that dog? I've got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out
He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches
Oh, I love him so much, aw that stupid bitch is mine

Errant dog
Errant dog

They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out
Goddamn I look like a Jew when he goes running around
I'm gonna take him on court TV and show the world what he's done to me
Oh, I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs

Errant dog
Errant dog

He's my everything, he means the world to me
He's my hopes and dreams, tangible property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really dead is fine
Just bring him here, yeah

Errant dog
Errant dog
Errant dog