crabsody in blue lyrics

Well they move on down
And they crawl around
Walkin' sideways
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

And then you start to scratch
And they start to hatch
Walkin' sideways
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

Oh, and when they start to itch
Then it's time to take the bitch
For an appoinment
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Well the doctor said
We got to make 'em dead
Stops 'em walkin
Sideways walkin'
Gives me the blues

Oh, and when you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment
And when they start to itch
You go out and you take the bitch
For an appoinment

Well you rub it on
And you rub it in
Stops em walkin'
Sideways walkin'
gives them the blues

They got the blues.
Gives them the blues.